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This photo by Mario Testino is just killing me.

I think Angelina Jolie has the uncanny ability to adopt children who look like her. Look at how Maddox's smile is exactly like hers. That's effing outrageous.

And can we talk about Zee's lips being the carbon copy of hers? Zahara is just basically a black Angelina.

It's just ridiculous!

This woman needs to be stopped. It's fucking outrageous how cute they are. She just makes me want to adopt a dozen kids ... or maybe popped one or two more.

Source : Mario Testino: Let Me In! Starring the Jolie-Pitts

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The MPAA seems to be catching the stupid from the RIAA. IMBD reports the movie ratings board is considering to slap an R rating to any movie that "glamorizes" smoking.

Now just to show how royally stupid that is, the Jim Jarmusch classic, Coffee and Cigarrettes, is so dangerous to the precious little minds of minors that it should be slapped with an R ratiing. Yet somehow an Pirates of the Caribbean : Dead Man's Chest warrants only a PG-13, even though it contains one of the most violently gruesome scenes involving crows eating alive pirates (you can see some pluking the eyes out of one screaming victim), after said victims have been properly tortured by Davey Jones' minions in his castle of hell.

Classy.

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Oh man, this is a true gem.

Do you remember Comic Relief? They still have it in England and it's called Red Nose Day.

This bit has Sacha Baron Cohen in full Ali G regalia giving respect to the real royal couple of England, Posh & Becks.

Can I just say that no matter what Sacha does and however idiotically he does it, he is one sexy motherfucker?

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I am actually surprised that MSNBC has told Imus "allez, out!" I had to check Imus' ratings for the show because, you know it would have made sense if the show was floundering.

Well ... it seems somebody has a spine at MSNBC.

The TV Guy reports that Imus' morning simulcast was doing so well, CNN decided to change it's morning anchor line-up to stopgap the ratings blood-bath.

I am still cynical about this whole fiasco, but I'm going to applaud this move by the cable broadcaster. It seems they not only listened to the public uproar but actually follow the advice of key employees in the company. I don't know if Al Roker was one of those employees, but I love what he publish in his post, "Not in my house" :

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Angelina Jolie got so scary skinny after the death of her mother, rumor had it she was making Brad Pitt sick with her inability to eat. Too stressed out, too sad over the loss of her mom, she whittled away to a measly 109 pounds.

Well, it looks Ange is bouncing back. She was caught eating a slice of pizza the other day and Cindy Adams reports Ange quelled her Mickey D's jones during a Marie Claire photoshoot.

Good for her! The woman was so scary thin she was looking like Skeletor.

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Paulina Poritzkova said, "Hell no!", when asked about the possibility of following Farrah Fawcett and Jaid Barrymore's naked footsteps by posing nude for Playboy Magazine.

"Somebody should have told them to know better. I know all about women's lib and we're supposed to believe we look fabulous at 50 and we should be running through the world showing our boobs. But I kind of don't agree with that."

Lurvs her!

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Gloating doesn't even describe it. Larry Birkhead had been trying to get his paternity rights establish from the moment ANS told the world she was pregnant. Now he gets to tell the world, "I told you so" and to laugh off all naysayers who thought the man was a publicity whore.

I have to tell you, Howard K. Stern is such a repellent human being I am happy he lost. He gladly aided and abbeted the addictions that killed both Anna Nicole and her son Daniel. I am glad, nay, ecstatic the dumped boyfriend is the winner in the DNA challenge.

Next? Custody rights.

The big question is, will ANS's mother fight Larry for custody. I am going to take a guess that she will not.

I guess it's time to watch this Birkhead's "Access Hollywood" eulogy with fresh, unbiased eyes ...

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So who's the daddy?

We have our eyes stuck to the boob-tube.

2:40PM
There saying the ruling may not be made public today? Are you kidding me?

3:01PM
Oh, c'mon! That's it. How much longer do I have to wait!

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It was supposed to happen at 10AM this morning but it's been moved to 2:30PM.

You know you want it.

You know you need it.

You know you can't wait to know who's Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy. Is it the unctuous Howard K. Stern or true believer, Larry Birkenhead.

Honestly, I can't wait to know. I want this to be OVAH NOW!

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In the "ah vant to ve ahlown!" category, Britney Spears manager Larry Rudolph has released the following statement:

"[Britney] has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Centre after successfully completing their program. We ask that the media respects her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

It's now countdown to the Spears publicity trainwreck, y'all!

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