Angelina Jolie
The disgustingly cute Jolie-Pitts
Submitted by liza on Thu, 2007-10-25 21:40.Celebrity babies | Family | Mothering | Parenting | Physical Appearance | Publicity | Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Maddox | Mario Testino | Zahara

This photo by Mario Testino is just killing me.
I think Angelina Jolie has the uncanny ability to adopt children who look like her. Look at how Maddox's smile is exactly like hers. That's effing outrageous.
And can we talk about Zee's lips being the carbon copy of hers? Zahara is just basically a black Angelina.
It's just ridiculous!
This woman needs to be stopped. It's fucking outrageous how cute they are. She just makes me want to adopt a dozen kids ... or maybe popped one or two more.

The food moratorium is over!
Submitted by liza on Thu, 2007-04-12 12:39.Anorexia | Death | Eating Disorders | Mourning | Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie got so scary skinny after the death of her mother, rumor had it she was making Brad Pitt sick with her inability to eat. Too stressed out, too sad over the loss of her mom, she whittled away to a measly 109 pounds.
Well, it looks Ange is bouncing back. She was caught eating a slice of pizza the other day and Cindy Adams reports Ange quelled her Mickey D's jones during a Marie Claire photoshoot.
Good for her! The woman was so scary thin she was looking like Skeletor.











