Anna Nicole Smith

There is nothing like sweet vindication : Larry Birkhead is the father

Gloating doesn't even describe it. Larry Birkhead had been trying to get his paternity rights establish from the moment ANS told the world she was pregnant. Now he gets to tell the world, "I told you so" and to laugh off all naysayers who thought the man was a publicity whore.

I have to tell you, Howard K. Stern is such a repellent human being I am happy he lost. He gladly aided and abbeted the addictions that killed both Anna Nicole and her son Daniel. I am glad, nay, ecstatic the dumped boyfriend is the winner in the DNA challenge.

Next? Custody rights.

The big question is, will ANS's mother fight Larry for custody. I am going to take a guess that she will not.

I guess it's time to watch this Birkhead's "Access Hollywood" eulogy with fresh, unbiased eyes ...

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Liveblogging the ANS paternity resolution

So who's the daddy?

We have our eyes stuck to the boob-tube.

2:40PM
There saying the ruling may not be made public today? Are you kidding me?

3:01PM
Oh, c'mon! That's it. How much longer do I have to wait!

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It's 1:21pm and there's ANS baby daddy in sight

Image found at Wikipedia

It was supposed to happen at 10AM this morning but it's been moved to 2:30PM.

You know you want it.

You know you need it.

You know you can't wait to know who's Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy. Is it the unctuous Howard K. Stern or true believer, Larry Birkenhead.

Honestly, I can't wait to know. I want this to be OVAH NOW!

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I see dead people at the Oscars

20:49:43 ‹liza› let's see if ANS makes it
20:49:50 ‹Kai› yeah she'll be in there
20:50:01 ‹liza› awwwwww
20:50:02 ‹liza› glen ford
20:50:34 ‹liza› DON KNOTTS!
20:50:38 ‹liza› RED BUTTONS!
20:50:40 ‹liza› OMG
20:50:45 ‹liza› awwww
20:50:51 ‹liza› Daren McGavin, wow
20:50:56 ‹liza› SOYLENT GREEN!
20:51:08 ‹liza› JOE BARBERA!
20:51:15 ‹Kai› Cleopatra Jones
20:51:20 ‹liza› JUNE ALLYSON
20:51:29 ‹liza› AND SHAFT!
20:51:52 ‹liza› Maureen Stapleton
20:51:57 ‹liza› Scotty!
20:52:09 ‹liza› awwwwww
20:52:12 ‹liza› peter boyle
20:52:30 ‹liza› JACK PALANCE!
20:52:35 ‹liza› wow
20:52:41 ‹liza› that's a lot of famous people
20:52:46 ‹liza› jack marden?
20:52:53 ‹liza› Altman!
20:53:00 ‹Kai› no ANS!
20:53:01 ‹liza› nu-uh, no ANS
20:53:09 ‹Monte Carla Fab› well, she didn't make it
20:53:13 ‹Kai› harsh
20:53:34 ‹Kai› I guess the cameo in Naked Gun didn't quite cut it
20:54:36 ‹Monte Carla Fab› they didn't see The Erotic Rites of Countess Dracula
20:54:53 ‹liza› hahahahahaha
20:55:07 ‹Kai› lol

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The judge in the ANS case goes insane

I can't believe what I am reading : Supposedly the judge in the ANS "who's remains is it anyway" case went into a dramatic fit, sobbing as he signed an order to release the blonde bomb-shell's remains to the court-ordered lawyer of her 5 month-old daughter, Daniellyn.

"She had to live all of her years under this kind of exposure. I just get a week and a half of it and it's ready to flatten me down." ... "This is not a happy moment. I want her buried with her son in The Bahamas. I want them to be together. She's gonna be with her son."

WTF? Is Howard K. Stern now his drug mule?

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