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Jessica Alba desperately wants to upgrade to MILF

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Jessica Alba is gambling with her current status as a sex kitten. She believes she'll upgrade to MILF once she has babies.

"I'm really girly when it comes to kids. I've been surrounded by children my whole life because I'm the oldest of 15 cousins - I've been changing (diapers) since I was six. "I want to have a couple, for sure."

Bitch better keep some cash stashed for plastic surgery because she forgot she is latina.

Her thighs are going to get wide as a bus, her tits will triple in size and hang like drunken monkeys. She may even have to kiss that flawless complexion with a touch of "pregnancy mask" with some freaked out preggers nose and lips.

I mean, my blog, Angelina had that weird shit happening with her face when she was pregnant but Jessica is no Angelina.

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