Celebrity babies
The disgustingly cute Jolie-Pitts
by liza (Celebrity babies | Family | Mothering | Parenting | Physical Appearance | Publicity | Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Maddox | Mario Testino | Zahara)
This photo by Mario Testino is just killing me.
I think Angelina Jolie has the uncanny ability to adopt children who look like her. Look at how Maddox's smile is exactly like hers. That's effing outrageous.
And can we talk about Zee's lips being the carbon copy of hers? Zahara is just basically a black Angelina.
It's just ridiculous!
This woman needs to be stopped. It's fucking outrageous how cute they are. She just makes me want to adopt a dozen kids ... or maybe popped one or two more.
Source : Mario Testino: Let Me In! Starring the Jolie-Pitts
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There is nothing like sweet vindication : Larry Birkhead is the father
by liza (Breaking News | Celebrity babies | Paternity | Anna Nicole Smith | Larry Birkhead)Gloating doesn't even describe it. Larry Birkhead had been trying to get his paternity rights establish from the moment ANS told the world she was pregnant. Now he gets to tell the world, "I told you so" and to laugh off all naysayers who thought the man was a publicity whore.
I have to tell you, Howard K. Stern is such a repellent human being I am happy he lost. He gladly aided and abbeted the addictions that killed both Anna Nicole and her son Daniel. I am glad, nay, ecstatic the dumped boyfriend is the winner in the DNA challenge.
Next? Custody rights.
The big question is, will ANS's mother fight Larry for custody. I am going to take a guess that she will not.
I guess it's time to watch this Birkhead's "Access Hollywood" eulogy with fresh, unbiased eyes ...
| | | | | | Liveblogging the ANS paternity resolution
by liza (Cash for babies | Celebrity babies | DNA Testing | Parenting | Anna Nicole Smith | Howard K. Stern | Larry Birkenhead)So who's the daddy?
We have our eyes stuck to the boob-tube.
2:40PM
There saying the ruling may not be made public today? Are you kidding me?
3:01PM
Oh, c'mon! That's it. How much longer do I have to wait!
| | | | | | Naomi Campbell should have some tea with Helen Mirren
by liza (Celebrity babies | Motherhood | Helen Mirren | Naomi Campbell)
Not content with messing up her life with trips to the courthouse after beating up her assistants, now Naomi Campbell claims to be "pressured" to have children. 'I'm the only one of my friends who doesn't have kids, so if I don't have them soon I'll be under loads of pressure.'
Oh hell no.
As if children were an accessory ...
Naomi needs to have a serious intervention. Helen Mirren should definitely be right woman to talk her out of her folly.
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