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The disgustingly cute Jolie-Pitts
Submitted by liza on Thu, 2007-10-25 21:40.Celebrity babies | Family | Mothering | Parenting | Physical Appearance | Publicity | Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Maddox | Mario Testino | Zahara

This photo by Mario Testino is just killing me.
I think Angelina Jolie has the uncanny ability to adopt children who look like her. Look at how Maddox's smile is exactly like hers. That's effing outrageous.
And can we talk about Zee's lips being the carbon copy of hers? Zahara is just basically a black Angelina.
It's just ridiculous!
This woman needs to be stopped. It's fucking outrageous how cute they are. She just makes me want to adopt a dozen kids ... or maybe popped one or two more.

This blind item is way too easy
Submitted by liza on Tue, 2007-03-20 10:34.Cocaine | Drugs | Family | Mothering | Parenting | Dinah Lohan | Lindsay Lohan | NY Post Page Six
Check out the middle item. Honestly, it's just too easy :
March 20, 2007 -- WHICH socialite was conspicuously absent from the front row during Fashion Week because she was in rehab? The bride-to-be went to a "special spa" to conquer her cocaine habit before the wedding . . . WHICH celebrity mom joins her daughter in snorting lines of cocaine? . . . WHICH soulful singer is bulimic? Friends are concerned the stress of having a new album is causing her to throw up her meals . . . WHICH funnyman is having an affair? His wife doesn't mind - she's got her money and her status to keep her company.











