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The disgustingly cute Jolie-Pitts

liza — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:40:59 -0400

This photo by Mario Testino is just killing me.

I think Angelina Jolie has the uncanny ability to adopt children who look like her. Look at how Maddox's smile is exactly like hers. That's effing outrageous.

And can we talk about Zee's lips being the carbon copy of hers? Zahara is just basically a black Angelina.

It's just ridiculous!

This woman needs to be stopped. It's fucking outrageous how cute they are. She just makes me want to adopt a dozen kids ... or maybe popped one or two more.

Source : Mario Testino: Let Me In! Starring the Jolie-Pitts

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MPAA stands for "Ridiculous 'R Us"

liza — Sun, 13 May 2007 00:40:12 -0400

Coffee and Cigarrettes Found on Youtube

The MPAA seems to be catching the stupid from the RIAA. IMBD reports the movie ratings board is considering to slap an R rating to any movie that "glamorizes" smoking.

Now just to show how royally stupid that is, the Jim Jarmusch classic, Coffee and Cigarrettes, is so dangerous to the precious little minds of minors that it should be slapped with an R ratiing. Yet somehow an Pirates of the Caribbean : Dead Man's Chest warrants only a PG-13, even though it contains one of the most violently gruesome scenes involving crows eating alive pirates (you can see some pluking the eyes out of one screaming victim), after said victims have been properly tortured by Davey Jones' minions in his castle of hell.

Classy.

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Premium Vintage Ali G

liza — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 21:52:42 -0400

Oh man, this is a true gem.

Do you remember Comic Relief? They still have it in England and it's called Red Nose Day.

This bit has Sacha Baron Cohen in full Ali G regalia giving respect to the real royal couple of England, Posh & Becks.

Can I just say that no matter what Sacha does and however idiotically he does it, he is one sexy motherfucker?

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High ratings or not, Don Imus gets kicked off MSNBC

liza — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 13:27:05 -0400

I am actually surprised that MSNBC has told Imus "allez, out!" I had to check Imus' ratings for the show because, you know it would have made sense if the show was floundering.

Well ... it seems somebody has a spine at MSNBC.

The TV Guy reports that Imus' morning simulcast was doing so well, CNN decided to change it's morning anchor line-up to stopgap the ratings blood-bath.

I am still cynical about this whole fiasco, but I'm going to applaud this move by the cable broadcaster. It seems they not only listened to the public uproar but actually follow the advice of key employees in the company. I don't know if Al Roker was one of those employees, but I love what he publish in his post, "Not in my house" :

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The food moratorium is over!

liza — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:39:21 -0400

Angelina Jolie got so scary skinny after the death of her mother, rumor had it she was making Brad Pitt sick with her inability to eat. Too stressed out, too sad over the loss of her mom, she whittled away to a measly 109 pounds.

Well, it looks Ange is bouncing back. She was caught eating a slice of pizza the other day and Cindy Adams reports Ange quelled her Mickey D's jones during a Marie Claire photoshoot.

Good for her! The woman was so scary thin she was looking like Skeletor.

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