Scarlett hopes to bang her way to an Oscar

All Headline News - Scarlett Johansson Poised To Play X-Rated Superstar Jenna Jameson - February 20, 2007:

Scarlett has been singled out by the X-rated actress to play her in a movie adaptation of her autobiography 'How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale'.

The 'Lost In Translation' star is said to be very keen on the role and is confident it could pave the way for Oscar glory.

A source said: "She knows Jenna has had a colorful life, but she isn't prudish about it at all. She loved her book and thinks it would be a great film. Scarlett believes it could earn her awards like Julianne Moore's Oscar nomination for her role in 'Boogie Nights'."

Jameson thinks Scarlett is the perfect woman to play her because she is so beatiful.

Well...

As an advocate of First Amendment rights, I completely support Jenna Jameson's right to an opinion. Yet, perusing her bio page over at Wikipedia, I found out la Jenna was born in 1974. Which means she's just 34 years old.

And yet, she looks like this :

What the hell happened?

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