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It's totally Not Safe For Work Friday in da culturekitchen!

liza — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:30:05 -0400

Oh yes bitches, I am Pwning my own blog --it's the only thing to do after two weeks of flu hell and another week of battling the writing pixies.

So here you have yourselves the meme of the day, courtesy of the Muppets.

Oh hell yeah baby, oh hellz yeahs.

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ATTENTION OSCARS SHOW PRODUCERS : Shave 5 minutes off the show by giving Daniel Day Lewis the statue at the red carpet

liza — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:30:14 -0500

Macro made by moi

Seriously.

WTF!

I haven't seen the movie. Actually, I am going to come clean : I haven't seen any of the movies.

That's right. I haven't given a shit about movies for a long time, especially if they are meant to make me ponderous or outright depressed. I think everything went downhill for me after I watched Pier Paolo Passolini's Salo. I just couldn't do cinema easily after that.

Back to DDL.

It's seems that Mr. Day-Lewis here has been sweeping every single major acting award for the past 2 months. My bb Viggo won a few awards but Daniel is one greedy motherfucker ... or should we say the judges are just plain lazy.

Anyhow, I'm scooting over to the Oscars Watch Party over at Comix Club here in NYC. It's sad, but I haven't been to an Oscars party in years. Worse of all, it's the first time in months I go out for fun as in not related to blogging and/or business.

John McCain dissed by ABBA, RedState

liza — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:00:16 -0500

From the I don't know whether to laugh or cry file comes this item: the iconic Swedish band ABBA has rejected John McCain's request to use their opus 'Take a Chance on Me' as his campaign song.

Yes, you're absolutely right, that would be this song right here.

RedState slaps its crew-cut head, sniffs, scratches its crotch and declares

Is there anything less manly than this?

Candyass, he's a freaking war hero. The man was tortured by the Vietnamese. You write a blog. Notice the difference?

And let me tell you one thing about Che Guevara

liza — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:00:17 -0500

If you are a woman my age, from América Latina and with izquierdista tendencies there is just no way in hell that you would have said, "Fidel is so sexy".

Nope.

It's just not possible.

With el Ché?

LOOK AT THE MAN!

Who wouldn't have that man lead a full fledge invasion of her beaches and a guerilla movement between her loins!

So Ed Morrissey, just back off my piece of revolutionary man-meat, ¿me oistes!

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Ed Morrissey is an idiot

liza — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:00:13 -0500

Ed Morrissey of Captain's Quarters is one of the republicans I have been monitoring for a while since he seems to echo the fear of many republicans : That McCain against Obama would be toast and that nothing would be better for uniting the Republican party against one common enemy than to have Hillary Clinton win the nomination.

So what does the big pussy do? He goes out of his way to create a non-story out of this image :

Image found at Democratic Underground

Doesn't matter that the fucking office is not a headquarter for the Obama campaign. All it takes is a volunteer to be there for the wingnuts to go crazy.

At least Robert Farley over at Lawyers, Guns and Money puts their idiocy into perspective.