Hollywoodistas - Motherhood

Jessica Alba desperately wants to upgrade to MILF

liza — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:00:11 -0400

Jessica Alba is gambling with her current status as a sex kitten. She believes she'll upgrade to MILF once she has babies.

"I'm really girly when it comes to kids. I've been surrounded by children my whole life because I'm the oldest of 15 cousins - I've been changing (diapers) since I was six. "I want to have a couple, for sure."

Bitch better keep some cash stashed for plastic surgery because she forgot she is latina.

Her thighs are going to get wide as a bus, her tits will triple in size and hang like drunken monkeys. She may even have to kiss that flawless complexion with a touch of "pregnancy mask" with some freaked out preggers nose and lips.

I mean, my blog, Angelina had that weird shit happening with her face when she was pregnant but Jessica is no Angelina.

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Naomi Campbell should have some tea with Helen Mirren

liza — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:09:52 -0500

Not content with messing up her life with trips to the courthouse after beating up her assistants, now Naomi Campbell claims to be "pressured" to have children. 'I'm the only one of my friends who doesn't have kids, so if I don't have them soon I'll be under loads of pressure.'

Oh hell no.

As if children were an accessory ...

Naomi needs to have a serious intervention. Helen Mirren should definitely be right woman to talk her out of her folly.

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Helen Mirren - A Dame but not a Mame

liza — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:34:49 -0500

I'm so happy I don't have children. But I do love children and I've got family, and Taylor has children that I'm involved with - and with great pleasure - but it's just not for me.

— Helen Mirren, on her lack of maternal instinct

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